It's good   Isn't it grand? Isn't it great?   Isn't it swell? Isn't it fun?   Isn't it? Nowadays      There's men   Everywhere jazz, everywhere booze   Everywhere life, everywhere joy   Everywhere, nowadays      You can like the life you're livin'   You can live the life you like   You can even marry Harry   But mess around with Ike   And that's good      Isn't it grand? Isn't it great?   Isn't it swell? Isn't it fun?      Ladies and gentlemen, the Vickers theater   Chicago's finest finest home of family entertainment   Is proud to announce a first   The first time, anywhere there has been an act of this nature   Not only one little lady but two!   You've read about them in the papers   And now here they are a double header!   Chicago's own killer, drillers those two scintillating sinners   Roxie Hart and Velma Kelly      You can like the life you're livin'   You can live the life you like   You can even marry Harry   But mess around with Ike   And that's good      Isn't it grand? Isn't it great?   Isn't it swell? Isn't it fun?   Isn't it?      But nothing stays in fifty years or so   It's gonna change, you know   But oh, it's heaven   Nowadays