They’re comin across the border by the thousands everyday   Lookin’ for a better life in the good ol’ U.S.A.   Well, everybody’s talkin’ about the aliens invadin’   While I’m savin’ every dime for a Mexican vacation   Me, I’m headed your way, hasta luego Jose      You say “hola”, I’ll say “hi”   When I pass you at the border slap me a high five   You better pack a poncho ‘cause it sure gets cold up here   Me, I’m headed south for hot women and cheap beer   Here’s the keys to my Chevrolet   You can have the house and the bills I pay   Welcome to the good ol’ U.S.A.   I’m headed your way, Jose   (Cuervo that is, lil’ sunshine, some margaritas,    Cabo San Lucas, maybe go see Chichinitza, I love that word)      Up here we work our asses off just tryin’ to get ahead   But you can’t spend a dollar if you’ve worked yourself to death   From what I hear you way of life is an afternoon siesta   Then back to work for a little while for an all night long fiesta   Me, I’m headed your way   Well sounds to me like a pretty fair trade      You say “hola”, I’ll say “hi”   When I pass you at the border slap me a high five   You better pack a poncho ‘cause it sure gets cold up here   Me, I’m headed south for hot women and cheap beer   Here’s the keys to my Chevrolet   You can have the house and the bills I pay   Welcome to the good ol’ U.S.A.   I’m headed your way, Jose   (White sandy beaches, pesos and jalapenos,    Palm trees, ocean breeze, ah man, Dos Equis)      You say “hola”, I’ll say “hi”   When I pass you at the border slap me a high five   You better pack a poncho ‘cause you’ll freeze your ass off here   Me, I’m headed south for hot women and cheap beer   Here’s the keys to my Chevrolet   You can have the house and the bills I pay   Me, I’m kickin’ back in the Mexican shade   I’m headed your way, Jose   (Yeah, I’m hittin’ the road, man, give me a little burro to ride on, you    can have my car, that gas is killin’ me)