Oh Saturday was a special night   the x factor final was so tight   we ordered take away from the Prince of India      we had onion bargies for the wife    and chicken korma with pilau rice   but when it came, they'd forgotten my lamb bhuna.      My Lamb bhuna   My Lamb bhuna   My Lamb bhuna   My Lamb bhu-uuh-na.      I looked in the bag again in case    it was there all along and I needn't have chased   the man on the phone about my missing dinner   he apologized and offered me   10% off my next delivery   but it meant I never got to eat   my lamb bhuna!      My Lamb bhuna   My Lamb bhuna   My Lamb bhuna   My Lamb bhu-uuh-na      The rest of the food was very nice   I had some of the korma and half of the rice   we voted about 30 times for Alexandra   so JLS will do O.K   and Eoghan Quigg will no doubt say   that when he grows up he'll become a famous crooner      But My Lamb bhuna   Should have come sooner   I never got my   My Lamb bhu-uuh-na