Get off the bus and I caught myself running   Into the truck stop at three in the morning Oh shit   And you thought you had time to take a dump   Drop the kids off at the pool   Stepping out, doo doo, the bus done split   Now you're asking around people for a ride   They won't look you in the eye   They just frown and turn thier heads to the side   So on the side of the road with the will to survive   And the nitty witty gritty   And finally a kind soul gave me a ride   And the zoomings all around and the japanese are killing me   For really won't you look at me      [Chorus]   J.A.B. jackass brigade oh yeah   J.A.B. jackass brigade yeah   Jackass brigade, we got it made, NOT!!!   Even when it's freezing cold or icy hot   J.A.B. jackass brigade yeah      Whoa   Stuck in the middle, you're trapped, no one knows where the gig is at   No one even cares, they just keep looking at my head   Finally we get around to the station   Sneaking past the conductor   And plus the fucking people really scared   I'ma ducking and a dodgin' just to get to my destination at the train station where the guys are waiting for me   Eee-hoo   Just to tell me, eeee, what a jackass I can be   Went through hell and high water to get back   And all they do is laugh at me   And the zoomings all around and the japanese are killing me   For really won't you look at me      [CHORUS]      From the frying pan into the fire   We do it just so that the flames get higher   I smell something burning, maybe it's my ass   So I think I'll add just a little more gas      Circus jerkus, some call it hocus pokus   Running caddywampus but extremely focused   If it wasn't for dreams and fantasy   Too hard to laugh at yourself, so you're laughing at me