Ain't nothing like it    When it's twisting and reeling    They'll put the boot right in your eye    Because when the floor turns into wall    And then the wall turns into ceiling    Oh what a lovely way to die    Another perfect catastrophe    Is just waiting to happen    Waiting for the moment to transpire    Another perfect catastrophe    Is just dying to go down    It's only looking for the    Perfect place and time       Oh wouldn't you love    To be my partner in crime    So many tricks that we could try    So if you want to find out    What it would been like to my    Co-conspiritor    Open up the door and step inside       When retreat is not an option    And remorse just ain't your style    There must be something left to do    Because every tragedy is a comedy    Unless you're the victim    Then you're just another monkey in the zoo