I believe it is Old Deuteronomy       CAST:    Well of all things can it be really    Yes, no, ho, hi, oh my eye!    My mind may be wondering but I confess    I believe it is Old Deuteronomy       MUNKUSTRAP:    Old Deuteronomy's lived a long time    He's a cat who has lived many lives in succession    He was famous in Proverb and famous in rhyme    A long while before Queen Victoria's accession       THE RUM TUM TUGGER:    Old Deuteronomy's buried nine wives    And more I am tempted to say-ninety nine    And his numerous progeny prospers and thrives    And the villiage is pround of him in his decline       MUNKUSTRAP:    At the sight of that placid and grand phsiognomy    When he sits in the sun on the vicarage wall    The oldest habitant croaks       MUNKUSTRAP AND THE RUM TUM TUGGER:    Well of all things can it be really    Yes, no, ho, hi, oh my eye!    My mind may be wondering but I confess    I believe it is Old Deuteronomy       CAST (2X):    Well of all things can it be really    Yes, no, ho, hi, oh my eye!    My mind may be wondering but I confess    I believe it is Old Deuteronomy       CAST:    Well of all things can it be really    Yes, no, ho, hi, oh my eye!       OLD DEUTERONOMY:    My legs may be tottery I must go slow    And be careful of Old Deuteronomy