Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown   They say I'm the cutest boy in town   My car is fast, my teeth is shiney   I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie   Here I am at a famous school   I'm dressin' sharp 'n' I'm actin' cool   I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper   Let her do all the work 'n' maybe later I'll rape her      Oh God I am the American dream   I do not think I'm too extreme   An' I'm a handsome sonofabitch   I'm gonna get a good job 'n' be real rich      (get a good   get a good   get a good   get a good job)      Women's Liberation   Came creepin' across the nation   I tell you people I was not ready   When I f**** this d**e by the name of Freddie   She made a little speech then,   Aw, she tried to make me say "when"   She had my b**** in a vice, but she left the d***   I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick      Oh God I am the American dream   But now I smell like Vaseline   An' I'm a miserable sonofabitch   Am I a boy or a lady...I don't know which      (I wonder wonder   wonder wonder)      So I went out 'n' bought me a leisure suit   I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute   Got a job doin' radio promo   An' none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo   Eventually me 'n' a friend   Sorta drifted along into S&M   I can take about an hour on the tower of power   'Long as I gets a little golden shower      Oh God I am the American dream   With a spindle up my b*** till it makes me scream   An' I'll do anything to get ahead   I lay awake nights sayin', "Thank you, Fred!"   Oh God, oh God, I'm so fantastic!   Thanks to Freddie, I'm a sexual spastic   And my name is Bobby Brown   Watch me now, I'm goin down,   And my name is Bobby Brown   Watch me now, I'm goin down, etc.