Ol' mac donald had a farm, e-i-e-i-o   And on this farm there was a chick   The prettiest chick I know   With a little curve here and a little curve there   This chick she had curves everywhere   Ol' mac donald had a farm, e-i-e-i-o      And oh this chick she had to walk, e-i-e-i-o   And how this walk would drive 'em wild swinging to and 'fro   With a little wiggle here and a little wiggle there   Man this chick had wiggles to spare   Ol' mac donald had a farm, e-i-e-i-o      When she went walking into town, e-i-e-i-o   The local gentry popped their eyes   Tarnation what a show   With a goldang here and a goshdarn there   Heavens to betsy I do declare   Ol' mac donald had a farm e-i-e-i-o      There was a barn dance saturday night, e-i-e-i-o   And the fellows came from miles around   Just to see her dosey-do   With a promenade here and a promenade there   At a square dance, boy, this chick was no square   Ol' macdonald had a farm, e-i-e-i-o      I used to be a travelling man, e-i-o,   Until I hit macdonald's place   Things were mighty slow   With a little chick here and a little chick there   I didn't have a real chick anywhere   Ol' macdonald had a farm, e-i-e-i-o      This farmer's daughter knocked me out, e-i-e-i-o   I asked macdonald for her hand   And pop, he hollered "go!"   With a little curve here and a little wiggle there   A goldang here and a goshdarn there   A dosey-do here and a promenade there   Got my own private county fair   'cause ol' macdonald had a farm, e-i-e-i-o