Finally in the meantime since you paid for my room   I thought I'd write the European B-side or two      See Mr. Merry's in the garden   Trying to tie his high top shoes   Johnny's off of daff-dill mountain   Praying for the news, yeah      And, oh, what a piece I am   And, oh, what a piece I am   If you, if you be my friend      And thanks to all that you made me replace   For all you gave to me, you left on my face, yeah      See Mr. Merry is the garden   Bella's taking ludes   Daddy's off without a pardon   But nothing left to lose, yeah      And, oh, what a piece I am   And, oh, what a piece I am   If you, if you be my friend   Be my friend      And, oh, what a piece I am   And, oh, what a piece I am   If you, if you'd      Oh, what a piece I am   Oh, what a piece I am   If you, if you be my friend   Be my friend      And, oh, what a piece I am   Oh, what a piece I am   If you, would you?   Okay