These are the life and times of the infamous Mrs. Leslie   Widow of a nasty man who left her a life of plenty   Dining on the lawn outside her majesty's garden window   Serving tea and crumpets to a fashionable crescendo      Scheming with his highness   Steaming little tempest   Oh No, not with a teapot      And she's living a life full of regret   She plans to tell no one of the dark little secret all about...   Mrs. Leslie      Calling on Miss Cavendish of Wednesday morning's book club   Speaking ill of wealthy chaps who've fallen down drunk at the old pub   Poor old Mr. Leslie   We know alive and healthy, living in a belfry      And she's living a life full of regret   The world is going round of a dark little secret all about...   Mrs. Leslie      And she's living a life full of regret   The word has gotten round of the dark little secret all about her   In a life full of riches, she's such a needy soul   A nasty little story which is all about...   Mrs. Leslie