(G. Bonds, L. Anderson, L. Bonds) Bonds Anderson Music (BMI)      WELL, I WAS MINDING MY BUSINESS   AS I OFTEN DO   HERE SHE COME, SNIFFIN' 'ROUND   FOR SOMEONE NEW      SHE WAS A SWEET LITTLE THING   WITH BIG SAD EYES   WAGGIN' HER TAIL   LIKE SHE'S A FRIEND OF MINE      SHE LOOKED KINDA HUNGRY   SO I THREW HER A BONE   AND NOW   THAT BITCH WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE      WELL, WHEN GRANDPA DIED   HE LEFT ME THE FARM   I CAN'T BLAME HIM   HE DIDN'T MEAN NO HARM      BUT, I CAME ACROSS SOMETHING   I DIDN'T EXPECT   HE WAS A STUBBORN OLE MULE   STUBBORN AS THEY GET      HE WAS BUILT LIKE AN OX   THE IQ OF A STONE   AND NOW   THE DUMB ASS WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE      WELL, YOU THINK YOU GOT IT BAD   YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW   I'M SNEAKING OUT THE BACK   AND SHE'S RIGHT AT THE DOOR      SHE'S WHIMPERING AND CRYING   LIKE SHE DON'T HAVE NO SENSE   I CHASED HER AWAY   BUT, SHE KEEPS JUMPING THE FENCE      TELL ME WHAT CAN I DO?   WHO CAN I PHONE?   THAT BITCH WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE      WELL, YOU AIN'T SAID NOTHING   YOUR PROBLEMS ARE TRITE   YOU SHOULD TRY GETTING THIS ASS OUT YOUR LIFE      'CAUSE HE WON'T DO NOTHING   BUT LAY RIGHT HERE   HE'S GOT ONE GOOD TRICK   HE CAN OPEN A BEER      HE THINKS HE'S A STALLION   BUT, HE'S NO STALLONE   AND NOW   THE DUMB ASS WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE