You ask too much of me   You try my patience   Your tongue - it's like a razor   You choose your words like weapons   Here we go - battlestations      I never have the guts to let you look inside   I don't think you'd appreciate the things that I hide      Chorus:   Monday was the worst day   And friday wasn't my day   But wednesday was the best day   Because on wednesday night we made love   All I'm trying to give you is a good time honey   Why d'ya have to keep on playing games with my head   Used to be your baby when you had no money   Now we spend more time in battle   Than we ever do in bed   (than we ever do in bed)      You don't know how much I hate that answer phone   Are you standing there?    But - you won't pick up the 'phone   Why lie to my face?    (when you can buy a tape machine to give me bullshit in your place)      Today I did something I thought I'd never do   I opened up your diary and read about you      Chorus      Monday was the worst day   Wednesday we made love   And friday - ooh but -   Saturday, is today, is what I'm thinking of   Come in baby- come in close   (take off your designer clothes)   'cos you know what I'm thinking of   Do you remember me, do you remember us -   Do you remember love?       All I'm trying to give you is a good time honey   Why d'ya have to keep on playing games with my head   Used to be your baby when you had no money   Now we spend more time in battle   Than we ever do in bed   (than we ever do in bed)      La premiere fois tu m'as fait beaucoup rire   Tu etais si mignon, et tu jouais du piano   Maintenant, mon mellieur ami c'est l'argent   Au revoir, cheri   Au revoir, mon amour