I flip the channels on TV   And see some sumos on the screen   I know now what I want to be   I'll put my hair all up in braids   I'll get to eat food all the day   And for this I will get big pay      I'm a full fledged sumo wrestler wanna-be   Even if you keep on making fun of me   But you know that's all I'll ever try to be   I'm a full fledged sumo wrestler wanna-be   Even if you keep on making fun of me   But you know that's all I'll ever try to be      I'll be a "big" celebrity   And "big" is really what I mean   And you know that this is my dream   No one will ever pick on me   What they will feel is jealousy   When I win the champion trophy      I'm a full fledged sumo wrestler wanna-be   Even if you keep on making fun of me   But you know that's all I'll ever try to be   I'm a full fledged sumo wrestler wanna-be   Even if you keep on making fun of me   But you know that's all I'll ever try to be      One day I'll be there fighting for the USA   My whole country routing for me to save the day   My opponents will fight in fear when they take me on   The glorious day when I am crowned Grand Champion      I flip the channels on TV   And see some sumos on the screen   I know now what I want to be   I'll be a "big" celebrity   And "big" is really what I mean   And you know that this is my big dream      I'm a full fledged sumo wrestler wanna-be   Even if you keep on making fun of me   But you know that's all I'll ever try to be   I'm a full fledged sumo wrestler wanna-be   Even if you keep on making fun of me   But you know that's all I'll ever try to be      Sumo Sumo Sumo   Sumooooooooooooooooooo