Me and Samson go to the store   And ole Samson leaves craters in the floor   Me and Samson walk around town   And clumsy Samson knocked several buildings down      Me and Samson we're best of friends   Me and Samson until the end      Me and Samson go on a double date   But you know it didn't turn out that great   Me and my date are romantically impaired   But ole Samson he lost all of his hair      Me and Samson we're best of friends   Me and Samson until the end      There is this girl and her name is Delilah   She's a Philistine and she's such a big liar   There is this girl and her name is Delilah   She's a Philistine and she's such a big liar      Me and Samson are no longer friends   Cause ole Samson has met his end   Man, I'd really hate to burst your bubble   But it goes to show you   GIRLS ARE NOTHING BUT TROUBLE!!!      Me and Samson were best of friends   Me and Samson until the end      There is this girl and her name is Delilah   She's a Philistine and she's such a big liar   There is this girl and her name is Delilah   She's a Philistine and she's such a big...