Lazy stadium night   Catfish on the mound   "Strike three", the umpire said   Batter have to go back and sit down      Catfish, million dollar man   Nobody can throw the ball like catfish can      Used to work on Mr. Finley's farm   But the old man wouldn't pay   So he packed his glove and took his arm   An one day he just ran away      Catfish, million dollar man   Nobody can throw the ball like catfish can      Come up where the Yankees are   Dress up in a pinstripe suit   Smoke a custom-made cigar   Wear an alligator boot      Catfish, million dollar man   Nobody can throw the ball like catfish can