Who was it that caught you falling   And put you back on your feet?   Who was it that tripped you any way?   In order that the two of us would meet      It was me and I'll tell you why   Oh, I did it because of my   Pure unabashed devotion to loving you      Who was it that tried to kiss you   Despite a very definite 'No'?   Who was it that managed to succeed   In getting it with your fist down below      It was me and I'll tell you why   Oh, I did it because of my   Pure unabashed devotion to loving      You and me both feel the same   We even look alike   And like it's a bloomin' shame   That because we do   People think we're you   Know what I mean?      Who was it that came to see you   When there was no-one else in sight?   And who was it that stayed over an hour   And not as I'd expected over night?      It was me and I'll tell you why   Oh, I did it because of my   Pure unabashed devotion to loving   Pure unabashed devotion to loving   You, you, you, you      Who was it that caught you falling?