No matter how I try   I just can't say goodbye   No matter whay you say   looks like I'm here to stay      No matter where I go   I don't know if you know   but everywhere we been   I'm kept in quarantine      It's easy to see why   She's over six feet five   I'm only five foot two   Is there a tyre somewhere   That might take me a spare   Is there a bank in town   That might cash me a pound   Is there a place you know   Where I can open the door      It's easy to see why   She's over six feet five   I'm only five foot two   Is there a tyre somewhere   That might take me a spare   Is there a bank in town   That might cash me a pound   Is there a place you know   Where I can open the door      Oh I remember our first anniverary   It was one of those occasions where believe you me   I would rather been held ransom at the point of a gun   Then to suffer indignation for something I hadn't done      No matter how I try   I just can't say goodbye   No matter whay you say   looks like I'm here to stay