One minute you say you will and the next you won't   One minute you want me and the next you don't   You're turning me upside down, giving me the run around      Don't think that I don't know, I do   Don't think that I won't go, you watch me   It isn't out of the question      One minute you're kissing me and the next you're not   One minute you remember and the next you've forgot   I don't like it one little bit, you're giving me the slip      Don't think that I don't know, I do   Don't think that I won't go, if you want me   It's really out of the question      Between us we could have conquered Everest   Sailed empty handed around the world   But no, you couldn't wait   You had to go make the fatal mistake of leading me on   You silly girl that was wrong      Don't think that I don't know, I do   Don't think that I won't go, you watch me   It isn't out of the question      One minute you're full of life and the next you're sad   One minute you're marvelous and the next you're bad   I don't like it one little bit, you keep giving me the slip      Don't think that I don't know, I do   Don't think that I won't go, if you want me   It's really out of the question      I'm doing my best and I don't know why   I'm giving her a call and there's no reply   She's getting me down till I can't get up   She's giving me hell and if that's not enough      She's breaking my heart nearly every day   Not only in pieces but every way   I'm sorry of course but the fault is hers   I'm doing my best and I don't know why      I'm giving her a call and there's no reply   She's getting me down till I can't get up   She's giving me hell and if that's not enough      She's breaking my heart nearly every day   Not only in pieces but every way   I'm sorry of course but the fault is hers   I'm doing my best and I don't know why      I'm giving her a call and there's no reply   She's getting me down till I can't get up   She's giving me hell and if that's not enough   She's breaking my heart nearly every day