Spoken to Audience:   Well Ummmm. Okay. How's this go. Oh Fuck.    Take some of the teeth out of the. Eww slicy.    I don't know why the fuck I play acoustic guitars    I hate that acoustic guitar sound.    Someone gave me one as a child and I guess I just haven't found anything better.      Sung:   I'm cradling the softest heaviest   Oh. Oh no. Lets try that again.   I'm cradling the softest warmest part of you in my hands.   It feels like a baby bird fallen from the nest.   I think that your body is something I understand.   I think that I'm happy. I think that I'm blessed.      But I've had a lack of inhibiton.   I've had a lost of perspictive.   And I've had a litte bit to drink   and it's making me think   that I can jump ship and swim   and the ocean will hold me,   that there's got to be more than the boat that I'm in.   Cuz they call me crazy if I fail.   All the chane that I need   is one in a million and they can call me brilliant   if I succeed.   Gravity is nothing to me   I'm moving at the speed of sound   I just want to get my feet wet   Untill I drown.      I teeter between tired   and really really tired   I'm wiped and I'm wired   but I guess it's just as well.   Cuz I've built my own empire   out of car tires and chicken wire   and now I'm queen of my own compost heap   and I'm getting used to the smell      And I've got a lack of information   and I've had a little revelation   And I'm climbing up on the railing   Trying not to look down.   And I'm going to do my best to swan dive   into shark infested waters.   I'm going to pull out my tampon and just start splashing around.      Cuz I don't care if they eat me alive   I've got better things to do than survive   I've got a memory of warm skin in my hand.   I've got a vision of blue sky and dry land      I'm cradling the hardest heaviest piece of me in my hands   And the ship is pitching and heaving and my limbs are bobbing and weaving   And I think that this is one thing I understand      I need a couple of vaccinations   For my faraway vacation   and I'm going to go ahead an go boldly   because a little bird told me   that jumping is easy   and falling is fun   right up untill you hit the sidewalk   shivering stunned.      Cuz they call me crazy if I fail.   All the chane that I need   is one in a million and they can call me brilliant   if I succeed.   Gravity is nothing to me   I'm moving at the speed of sound   I just want to get my feet wet   Untill I drown.