I've no wish to hurry you luv   But have you seen the time   It's quarter to ten and we're supposed to be there   at nine   I don't think the registrar   Will be very pleased   When we show up an hour late   Like two frozen peas   Both now facing for the first time   Presently and past   Something that begins with M   And ends in alas   More than not complete disaster   Even form the start   What could it be...   It's Matrimony      I know how you've dreamt about   Being walked down the aisle   But think of the money we'll save   And you'll see it's worthwhile   It won't please our mums and dads   But they don't even know,   Besides if they did what's the betting   They wouldn't even go   You and me are all that matters   Disregard the rest   Trust your soon to be old man   He knows what is best   Very shortly now there's going to be   An answer from you   Then one from me   That's matrimony      I'm truly grateful for the little things in life   That have made me so glad   Every other hour that I spend with you   Is not in the least bit sad   Quite the opposite in fact   And if you don't believe me   Here's the proof   Ask me if I and I'll say "Aye, I do"      You and me are all that matters   Disregard the rest   Trust your soon to be old man   He knows what is best   Very shortly now there's going to be   An answer from you   Then one from me   That's matrimony      Marriage-the joining together of the two people   For better or for worse Till death them do part   Ole!