Hey pretty baby, have you heard the news?   Somebody stepped upon my blue suede shoes   They said they were sorry and as you can see   I took it all in my stride, but when they said   "Is there something we can do?", I of course replied      I went to my doctor just the other day   I said, "Listen Doc, are you feeling okay?"   I told him to lie down on his couch and that I would look inside   But when he began to hurl abuse, I of course replied      As you might well have heard   And as from today   Not only have women equal rights   Now they also have equal pay      They said, "Run along now, there's a good chap"   So I pushed them to one side   And when they said, "Hey, what's the meaning of this?"   I of course replied