Doctor in love who is above   All others close to you   Is it the Queen is it obscene   Tell me I want you to   Oh I've often wondered what it is that incites   So many young people to take part in those riots   Whereby all men in blue are the targets to destroy   Lady be good I wish you would   Meanwhile exclusively   Have I the right to print in spite   Of what your views would be   Concerning those matters of the utmost degree   The point being the question and the question being he   Who laughs first has a thirst to laugh longest   Has he?   Over there(over where)   Over there(over where)   On the wall(what wall)   The one in the hall(oh the hall)   I can see(we can see)   Well you could have fooled me      (Break)      Some take the attitude that life is a drag   They say and I quote "Man it just isn't our bag"   But if that's where it's at why the hell don't they go   Houdini said to get out of bed   Was the hardest thing he could do   Yet when he's tied strait-jacket plied   He's out at the count of two   It seems elementary my dear Watson I know   But think what would happen if for instance this show   That we're in should begin not one hour but   Two late   Over there(over where)   Over there(over where)   On the wall(what wall)   The one in the hall(oh the hall)   I can see(we can see)   Well you could have fooled me