I think love is just a load of crap   But having said that   If you'd love me the way that I love you   I'd take it all back      I don't give a dam about you now   And I'm not being sour   There's plenty more of you where I come from   On the hour   Every hour      And I don't suppose you'd consider   Accompanying me out to dinner   Found this really cute little French place   The food they tell me is Greek   I'll understand please forgive me   What's his name is it Dave   Does he take you everywhere   I'll bet   He's lousy in bed   Not like me      Oh I think women are completely daft   But having said that   How many of them do you ever hear   Get a heart attack   And having said that       Don't come running after me again   I'm not your friend   Liked you once about a week ago   But that was then   Never again      Of all the women I've loved   You're the first to make blood boil   All the others they would of course   Make it bleed   I don't know how to thank you enough   Can't stand the sight of blood   You see      You mean nothing to me anymore   So now you know   I had been thinking that for quite some time   I'd let you go   So now you know      And don't think that I don't men this   Whatever we had between us   Is to the best of my knowledge   Now a thing of the past   But then again if you came up   With nothing on but your make-up   Possibilities are   Out if the kindness of my heart   I might   For tonight   Let you in