People push me around and they call me a freak   Make fun of my friends and they say I stink   But I killed my mammy on the day I was born   Scared the doctor half to death with my antelope horn      Met the mongoose woman, that's when I was saved   A beard on her face and her pussy is shaved   Had a little baby boy and he looked like a frog   When Momma serves supper, he barks like a dog      Kick some ass tonight!   At the freak show!      Got four legs and a dick that can see   Reptile skin like a gator should be   Daddy sold me to the circus when I was three   I'm nine feel tall and half a foot wide   How much would you pay for a coat of my hide?      I live in a tent and I sleep in the hay   Ringmaster beats me with a whip all day   Brings his girl to see us, shows off his sluts   One of these days, we'll eat out his guts      Kick some ass tonight!   At the freak show!