I know nothing   Don't know much   I think my education's gone out to lunch      I can't remember   I cannot think   What is the difference between Iron and Zinc?      I can listen   I can speak   But my conversational skills are gobblety-geek      I know Harold in 1066   Got shot in the eye with a long pointy stick      Revolutions and World War Two   Is it true what they say?   That Charles de Gaulle was a Hero   And Churchill's a Nero   I threw that away!      I get up when I like   Wear anything I like   Don't keep up with the cool   I make up my own rules      Don't have to eat my greens   Or keep my bedroom extra tidy   'Cause nobody is around to tell me off, now   I can lounge about in my house 'cause lounging abow-ow-ow-ow-out   Is gau-au-au-au-au-ood      I know all I need to know   Why talk Swahili if it's where I won't go   Latin is clever   And sexy is French   Sprechen sie Deutsche would hardly make sense      Inquisitions and missionaries   Seem fairly bizarre   Do I follow commandments from Moses   Or petals off roses   I am a Czar!      I get up when I like   Wear anything I like   Don't keep up with the cool   I make up my own rules      Don't have to eat my greens   Or keep my bedroom extra tidy   'Cause nobody is around to tell me off, now   I can lounge about in my house 'cause lounging abow-ow-ow-ow-out   Is gau-au-au-au-au-ood      Revolutions and World War Two,   Is it true what they say?   That Charles de Gaulle was a Hero   And Churchill's a Nero   I threw that away!      I get up when I like   Wear anything I like   Don't keep up with the cool   I make up my own rules      Don't have to eat my greens   Or keep my bedroom extra tidy   'Cause nobody is around to tell me off, ah      I get up when I like   Wear anything I like   Don't keep up with the cool   I make up my own rules      Don't have to eat my greens   Or keep my bedroom extra tidy   'Cause nobody is around to tell me off      La-la, la-la-la   La-la, la-la-la   La-la, la-la-la   La-la, la-la-la   La-la, la-la-la   La-la, la-la-la   La-la, la-la-la   La-la, la-la-la-lounge