I'm half the man that I wanna be   But is the other half coming on quite fast   Will I wash that longing man away from me      Now this half's gone out for tea yes I see   There's nobody home, he's left the lights on   He's down the street singing abuse at everyone      And when the morning comes   It takes away his charms   It leaves him battered and bruised   Leaves him bloody and knackered and laughed upon   Yeah but he's chained to no one      So it's a hangman yes I see   Well I'll take a 'J' an 'U' a 'N' a 'K' an 'I' a   Hey I don't wanna play anyway   It's me yeah you know me   I could fall in love with anyone   But they should section you, you nutter Napoleon      And when the morning comes   It takes away his charms   It's all over   It leaves him battered and bruised   Leaves him bloody and knackered and laughed upon      Well yeah but he's chained to no one      Oh no   What we gonna do   We got so much to do in front of us   So little to loose behind but reprint old news   And the louder that they whistle   The less we're gonna hear   For constantly we've got the call of the wild   Ringing in our ears   And we're chained to no one   To no one, no      So I'm half the man that I wanna be   But is the other half coming on quite fast   Will I wash that longing man away from me