Little Betty ate a pound of aspirin   She got them from the shelf upon the wall   Betty's mommy wasn't there to save her   She didn't even hear her baby call      Dead babies   Can't take care of themselves   Dead babies   Can't take things off the shelf   Well we didn't want you anyway   Lalala-la, lalala-la, la la la      Daddy is an agrophile in Texas   Mommy's on the bar most every night   Little Betty's sleeping in the graveyard   Living there in burgundy and white      Dead babies   Can't take care of themselves   Dead babies   Can't take things off the shelf   Well we didn't want you anyway   Lalala-la, lalala-la, la la la      Goodbye, Little Betty   Goodbye, Little Betty   So long, Little Betty   So long, Little Betty   Betty, so long      Dead babies   Can't take care of themselves   Dead babies   Can't take things off the shelf   Well we didn't need you anyway   Lalala-la, lalala-la, la la la      Goodbye, Little Betty