For criminal acts and violence on the stage   For being a brat   Refusing to act your age   For all of the decent citizens you've enraged   You can go to Hell   For gambling and drinking alcohol constantly   For making us doubt our parents authority   For choosing to be a living obscenity   You can go to Hell   You're something that never should have happened   You even make your Grandma sick   You'd poison a blind man's dog and steal his cane   You'd gift wrap a leper   And mail him to your Aunt Jane   You'd even force-feed a diabetic a candy cane   You can go to Hell   You're something that never should have happened   You even make your Grandma sick   For criminal acts and violence on the stage   For being a brat   Refusing to act your age   For all of the decent citizens you've enraged   You can go to Hell