Don Henley   Johnny can’t read      Football, baseball, basket ball games   Drinkin’ bear, kickin’ ass and takin’ down names   With the top down, get-a-round, shootin’ the line   Summer is here and johnny’s feelin’ fine      But johnny can’t read   Summer is over and he’s gone to seed   Johnny can’t read   He never learned nothin’ that he’ll ever need      Well, johnny can dance and johnny can love   Johnny can push and johnny can shove   Johnny can hang out; johnny can talk tough   Johnny can get down and johnny can throw up      But johnny can’t read   Summer is over and he’s gone to seed   (you know that), johnny can’t read   He never learned nothin’ that he’ll ever need   Well, is it teacher’s fault? oh no!   Is it mommy’s fault? oh no!   Is it society’s fault? oh no!   Well is it johnny’s fault? ohhhhh nooooo!      Couple years later, johnny’s on the run   Johnny got confused and he bought himself a gun   Well, he went and did something that he shouldn’t   Oughta done   F.b.i. on his tail   Use a gun-go to jail   But johnny can’t read   Summer is over and he’s gone to seed   (you know that), johnny can’t read   He never learned nothin’ that he’ll ever need   Well is is teacher’s fault? oh no   Is it mommie’s fault? oh no   Is it the president’s fault? oh no   Well is it johnny’s fault? ohhhhh nooooo!      Johnny can dance and johnny can love   Johnny can push and johnny can shove   Johnny can pinball; johnny can talk tough   Johnny can get down and johnny can throw up      Well, recess is over   Recess is over!      Sitcoms, t.&a.   Johnny’s mind is blown away   Cop shows, horror flicks   Johnny’s brain is full of bricks   Rock show, video   Boob tube, rubik’s cube   Game fools, sunday school   Gain fans(? ), gobble gangs(? )   Wonka wonka wonka   There’s a new kid in town...