Well I guess I neede a miracle    If I was gonna make my flight    I had to get to Gate C13    And it was still way out of sight    But something in my carry-on bag    Ticked off the X-ray machine    Cause then an angel straight from heave    Asked me to step behind the screen    When I felt her wand sweep over me    You know I never felt so clean       Girl you won't find my name on a list    Honey you know I ain't no terrorist    Confiscate my shoes-my cell phone    You know I love-love-love you    Security Joan       I hung out at the Starbuck's    Til just around boarding time    Then I strolled on bak to the checkpiont    With just one thing on my mind    She flashed that crooked smile and said    Hon, I believe you missed your flight    I said there's been a minor change of plan    And I'll be stayin' one more night    I could tell from the way she looked at me    Everything was gonna be alright       Girl you won't find my name on a list    Honey you know I ain't no terrorist    Confiscate my shoes-my cell phone    You know I love-love-love you    Security Joan