You’re the devil’s daughter in disguise   So don’t try to hide the fire in your eyes   You must be stupid cause you just don’t have a clue   Even hell frozen over is warmer than my love for you      Chorus:   When all those Aggies move to Austin   And Beaumont is covered in snow   When the wind don’t blow in Amarillo   Darlin’ then you can come back home      You sure can shake your little round behind   But your hour glass figure won’t buy my time   You know how to work it Lord knows it’s worked before   This time you leave your butt will have the imprint of the front door       Chorus:   When all those Aggies move to Austin   And Beaumont is covered in snow   When the wind don’t blow in Amarillo   Darlin’ then you can come back home   Em   But don’t hold your breath    then you can come back home      Bridge:   When Fort Worth is east of Dallas   And Texans forget the Alamo   When Lubbock opens up a ski resort   And the Brazos is straighter than an arrow         Chorus:   When all those Aggies move to Austin   And Beaumont is covered in snow   When the wind don’t blow in Amarillo   Darlin’ then you can come back home   Em   But don’t hold your breath    then you can come back home