GOOFY:   Do you need a break from modern livin'?   Do you long to shed your weary load?   If your nerves are raw and your brain is fried   Just grab a friend and take a ride   Together, upon the road   Come on Maxie! A-hyuck!      MAX:   All in all, I'd rather have detention   All in all, I'd rather eat a toad   And the old man drives, like such a klutz   That I'm about to hurl my guts   Directly upon the open road!      GOOFY:   There's nothin' can upset me, cause now we're on our way   Our trusty map will guide us straight and true      MAX:   Roxanne please don't forget me, I will return someday   Though I may be in traction when I do!      GOOFY:   Me and Max relaxin' like the old days      MAX:   This is worse, than dragon breath and acne      GOOFY:   In a buddy-buddy kind of mode      MAX:   I'm so mad I think I may explode      GOOFY:   When I see that highway I could cry      MAX:   Y'know thats funny, so could I      BOTH:   Just bein' out on the open road!      COWGIRLS:   Howdy boys, is this the way to Nashville?      TOW TRUCK GUY:   Watch it mac! Or you'll be gettin' towed!      PRISONER:   I'm in no hurry to arrive, cause I'll be turning 65   The next time I sees the open road!      COUPLE:   Just a week of rest and relaxation   And the odd romantic episode!      MAX:   Very odd!      MICKEY MOUSE:   Haha! And it's Cal-i-forn-i-a or bust!      CRAZY OLD LADY:   Look out you dirtbags, eat my dust!   From now on, I own the open road!      GOOFY:   It's me and little Maxie, my pipsqeak pioneer      NUNS:   They're partners forever, westward ho! Yeehah!      MAX:   Could someone call a taxi and get me outta here   To Beverly Hills, 90210?      GOOFY:   Oh, every day, another new adventure   Every mile, another new zip code   And the cares we had are gone for good      MAX:   And I'd go with them if I could      CHORUS:   I've got no strings on me   I'm feelin' fancy free   How wonderful to be   On the open road!