All the bedroom lights go out    As the neighbourhood gets quiet    Everything in heaven and earth is almost right    But there's a wife whos wondering where her husband could be tonight    And when the phone rang only once she took a dreadful fright    Little things just seem to undermine her confidence in him    He was late this time last week    Who can she turn to when the chance of coincidence is slim    'Cause the baby isn't old enought to speak       There's been a long honeymoon    She thought too late and spoke too soon    There's no money back guarantee on future happiness    There's been a long honeymoon    If he's out on a date then her life's in ruins    She never thought her love could ever be as strong as this       All the movies and the papers    Feature the murders of lonely women    If he isn't in by ten she'll call up her best friend    Why doesn't he come home    Why does her friends phone keep on ringing    Maybe she should just pretend       (chorus)