I'm just about glad that I knew you once    And it was more than just a passing acquaintance    I'm just about glad that it was a memory    That doesn't need constant maintenance    There are a few things that I regret    But nothing that I need to forget    For all of the courage that we never had    I'm just about glad       Just about glad we didn't do that thing    Just about glad we didn't have that fling    Just about glad we didn't give it a try    Just about glad, is that a tear in your eye       And on the few times I rang to propose    There was a man there or so I suppose    The greatest lover that you never had    I'm just about glad       They called time and vodka and lime    In some far flung Canadian club    (Just about glad)    And there I was just waiting to fall    Like a toe just aching to stub    (Just about glad)    Later on I could never accept it    When you finally gave it all to him    (Just about glad)    And you said that my nurse was sweet    But her lamp was just beginning to dim       I'm just about glad    That we never did that thing we were going to do    I'm just about glad I can look you in the eye    But I can't say the same for you    And though the passion still flutters and flickers    It never got into our knickers    For all of the courage that we never had    I'm just about, I'm just about    I'm just about, I'm just about       Just about glad we didn't do that thing    Just about glad we didn't have that fling    Just about glad we didn't give it a try    Just about glad, is that a tear in your eye       And it's all just a stupid creation    Of my feverous imagination    If I'm the greatest lover that you never had    I'm just about, I'm just about    I'm just about, I'm just about       Just about glad we didn't do that thing    Just about glad we didn't have that fling    Just about glad we didn't give it a try    Just about glad, is that a tear in your eye       Is that a tear in your eye (x3)