Calling Mr Oswald with the swastika tattoo   There is a vacancy waiting in the English voodoo   Carving 'V' for vandal on the guilty boy's head   When he's had enough of that maybe you can take him to bed   To teach him he's alive before he wishes he was dead      Turn up the TV no one listening will suspect   Even your mother won't detect it   So your father won't know   They think that i've got no respect   But everything means less than zero   Hey   Oooh hey   Hey   Oooh hey      Oswald and his sister are doing it again   They've got the finest home movies that you have ever seen   They've got a thousand variations: every service with a smile   They're gonna take a little break and they'll be back after a while   Well, I hear that South America is coming into style      Turn up the TV no one listening will suspect   Even your mother won't detect it   So your father won't know   They think that i've got no respect   But everything means less than zero   Hey   Oooh hey   Hey   Oooh hey      A pistol was still smoking, a man lay on the floor   Mr Oswald said he had an understanding with the law   He said he'd hear about a couple in the USA   He said they'd traded thier baby for a Chevrolet   Let's talk about the future now we've put the past away      Turn up the TV no one listening will suspect   Even your mother won't detect it   So your father won't know   They think that i've got no respect   But everything means less than zero   Hey   Oooh hey   Hey   Oooh hey   Hey   Oooh hey   [repeat last 2 lines to fadeout]