Where were you back in '72   Was David Bowie the man for you   You died your hair blue    And then you painted your dick   Well all you boys really make me sick      Are you a square   What's the length of your hair   Are you a nerd   Or just a power pop turd      Are you a wimp   A power pop simp   Does the sound of loud guitars   Make your dick go limp   Thought you were hip back in '72 man   You were a joke now the joke's on you      Are you a square   What's the length of your hair   Are you a nerd    Or just a power pop turd   Are you a square   Are you a square      All trends now have come and gone   But all you squares   Sing the same old song   One year it's fagots   The next year it's punks   Well you wear the same clothes    You snort the same junk      You think that you're hip    But you'll never be cool   So why don't you squares just   DROP DEAD BABY      Are you a square   What's the length of your hair   Are you a nerd   Or just a power pop turd   Are you a square   Are you a square