Hey Mr. Undertaker do me a big favor   Make me look real good because I'm   going for a ride   Hey Mr. Embalmer I did a number with my revolver   Can you put my head together, 'cause I'm going   for a ride   I'm going for a ride, I'm going to the show   So everyone I know, so everyone will go   "He looks real good man, he never looked better,   it's just a shame that that fool could not   forget her."   My skull is shattered, but that really doesn't matter   I know that you can fix it, you can do anything   Fill my veins with Wild Turkey   just in case I get real thirsty   That needle is awful big man, I hope it    doesn't sting   Hey Mr. Undertaker put pennies on my eyes   Do a good show tonight so everybody cries   Hey Mr. Undertaker do me a big favor   Make me look real good 'cause I'm gonna   meet my maker   And that picture in my wallet, if she comes to see   Hey Mr. Undertaker make her cry for me   Do me a favor, Mr. Undertaker   Make me look good 'cause I'm going for a ride.   Hey Mr. Undertaker