Little Bastard, all fish belly white   Wears gym trunks and a tank top shirt   When his grandma sees him playing with a knife   She says, "Put that down, you're gonna get hurt"      And she calls him Little Bastard   And she says it to his face   And he says, "Don't call me Little Bastard   Call me Snake"      Little Bastard has a recurring dream   That he's a pirate on a sea of snakes   And when the waves come you can listen to him scream   As the tide runs down his leg      And she calls him Little Bastard   And she says it to his face   And he says, "Don't call me Little Bastard   Call me Snake"      Little Bastard, all fish belly white   Wears gym trunks and a tank top shirt   When his grandma sees him playing with a knife   She says, "Put that down you're gonna get hurt"      And she calls him Little Bastard   And she says it to his face   And he says, "Don't call me Little Bastard   Call me Snake"