Ooh I got a busted wing and a hornet sting   Like an out of tune guitar   Ooh she got Hercules on her side   And Diana in her eyes      Some men like the Chinese life   Some men kneel and pray   Ooh well I like women and I like wine   And I've always liked it that way   Always liked it that way      I can't dig it, the way she tease   That old tough man routine up her sleeve   Living and loving, kissing and hugging   Living and loving with a cat named Hercules   A cat named Hercules      Oh and it hurts like hell to see my gal   Messing with a muscle boy   No superman gonna ruin my plans   Playing with my toys      Rich man sweating in a sauna bath   Poor boy scrubbing in a tub   Me, I stay gritty up to my ears   Washing in a bucket of mud   Washing in a bucket of mud