The news is out there is a bout   Time and place are set   Admission is free if you want to see   Come and place your bets      Ringside seats just can't be beat   For the main event   They show their faces, take their places   Raging with contempt      Lights go down, smoke all around   Contenders eye each other   The challenge is made who'll make the grade   The ref pulls down the covers      At the centre of the ring they sway and swing   Exchanging fancy holds   When one's done they tag another one   How far will she go      Tag team baby - a camel clutch   Tag team baby - you are too much   Tag team baby - a scissor lock   Tag team baby - just wanna rock      On the ropes you're losing hope   In a hold we'll put you out cold   Got your back pinned down on the mat   Looks like we're the winners tonight      In round seven she's in heaven   How much can she take   Again and again she feels the strain   As she start the eighth      The bell is hit the stage is lit   She staggers to the centre   Opponents meet their body's heat   The boys tonight have spent her      She's going down she's on the ground   You can hear her howl   She can't take no more 'cause she's so sore   She's throwing in the towel   Ha, ha throwin in her towel      Gave your best but you lost the test   Didn't you know a way to win      Tag team baby - down for the count   Tag team baby - you lost the bout   Tag team baby - oh what a catch   Tag team baby - you blew the match