If I had a dime for each time that I told you   And a nickel for each time that I tried to warn you   You'd be getting ready to go out and looking for something to wear   You wouldn't be all alone at home in your chair   Now a woman needs a man that she can depend on   Not just some guy who comes 'round when he wants some   If I told you once I've told you twice   Someday you'd have to pay the price   But you wouldn't listen   And now you've finally opened up your eyes and found that love has changed   Well hey now with reason      That's rich so rich   That's rich so rich      Well this is one fine way for things to have worked out   What goes around comes around oh the way things turn about   Homeboy vato loco latin love macho man   Trying to get around every able-bodied woman that you can      What's good for the goose is good for the gander   Well look who's a clown and a great pretender   You've got to start to realize there's so much more in this whole world   Than your little pinga   Think with the head between your shoulders and not the one about your belvic region      That's rich   So rich   That's rich   So rich      Blow daddy.. grease it up, grease it up, grease it up now      Na na na na na nanna na na