I am a happy bachelor and i   Know lots of pretty girls   Single and ready   No ties and i   Know lots of pretty girls      I like the tall ones   I like the short ones   Simple as 1, 2, 3   I like the skinny ones   I like the chubby ones   I'm happy as I can be      I like the tall ones   I like the short ones   Simple as 1, 2, 3   I like the skinny ones   I like the chubby ones   I'm happy as I can be      Come to the dance   Bring your favorite girl   We'll all have a good time   Singing and swinging to every song   We'll all have a good time         Dance with the tall ones   Dance with the short ones   Simple as 1, 2, 3   You take skinny one   I'll take the chubby ones   I'm happy as I can be         La la la....