One shot, two shot, three, Tequila floor   Cowboy bouncer?s 'bout to bowl me out the door   Jose got me stumblin?, mumblin? like a fool   That worms got a kick like a Tennessee mule   Wake up in the mornin?, hurtin? head, skinned knees   Ain't no doubt about what?s puttin? a whoopin? on me      Tequila goes down easy, Lord, it sneak up on me fast   Tequila, great big buzz in a little bitty glass   Tequila      Glass, salt, straight up, chilled lemon, lime   Blue on the rocks, frozen margarita time   Mexicali, Blue Agave, fire in a bottle   Too much Cabo Wabo, do the Cucharacha wobble   You think by now a drinkin? man would learn   You don't go toe to toe with that little bitty worm      Tequila goes down easy, Lord, it sneak up on me fast   Tequila, great big buzz in a little bitty glass   Tequila      Tequila goes down easy, Lord, it sneak up on me fast   Tequila, great big buzz in a little bitty glass   Tequila      I said, Tequila goes down easy, Lord, it sneak up on me fast   Tequila, great big buzz in a little bitty glass   Tequila