I could tell a story, but I cannot wake my husband up from sleep   "i could have married others" says the actress in a pornographic film   Oh mother o mother of mine   I'm not saying this love is wrong, just that I [get it right?    And if you, o mother o mother of mine   Have fallen in love with a man who imports cola, that would be fine   Though he has a good job   I hope he has a friend [upon the politburo]   His eyebrows grow together   People in the office are bound to talk   And as the full moon comes   And the dogs have all run off to die in peace   And as the scent grows strong   I hope we make it to the bay by 8 a.m.   Mother's plucking eyebrows, seem to grow while she is fast asleep   There are explanations   That seem to matter less and less each passing day   And as the full moon comes, etc....