Hey Joe, where'd you find that pearly-girly?   Where'd you get that jolly-dolly?   How'd you rate that dish I wish was mine?      Hey Joe, she's got skin that's creamy-dreamy   Eyes that look so lovey-dovey   Lips as red as cherry-berry wine      Now listen Joe, I ain't no heel   But old buddy let me tell you how I feel   She's a honey, she's a sugar-pie   I'm warning you I'm gonna try to steal her from you      Hey Joe, though we've been the best of friends   This is where our friendship ends   I gotta have that dolly for my own      Hey Joe, come on let's be buddy-duddy   Show me you're my palsy-walsy   Introduce that pretty little chick to me      Hey Joe, quit that waiting, hesitating   Let me at her, what's the matter   You're as slow as any Joe can be      Now come on Joe, let's make a deal   Let me dance with her to see if she is real   She's the cutest girl I've ever seen   I'll tell you face to face I mean to steal her from you      Hey Joe, now we'll be friends till the end   This looks like the end, my friend   I gotta have that dolly for my own