This is not a love song and it serves no use   But if you want to sing along with some verbal abuse   It might make you feel better and it's good for the soul   Take 4 letters and let's rock 'n' roll      Are those 3 sixes on the side of your head ?   Shall I get the crucifixes, are you already dead ?   Should I call the mortician? You're a bag of bones   You should audition for the Rolling Stones      Sing fat lady sing   Make it loud and clear and strong   Make it swing, we wanna see you swing   And send the next joker in when you' ve gone      The undertakers and the bailiffs and the heavy mob   Are the only people round here with a steady job   Everything is sponsored from the sea to the sky   This chorus will be brought to you by E .M. I .      You had 2 piano lessons and a scholarship   And you should never mix music with politics   With an I.Q. of maybe only one or two   You became a politician, what else could you do ?      Sing fat lady sing   Make it loud and clear and strong   Give in for God's sake give in   And send the next joker in when you've gone      Sing fat lady sing   Sing it loud, sing it clear and sing it strong   Give in for God's sake just give in   And send the next joker in when you've gone      This is not a love song and it serves no use   But if you want to sing along with some verbal abuse   It might make you feel better and it's good for the soul   So take 4 letters let's rock 'n' roll