Bitching with my sisters is a pure and rare delight   Blissfully narcissistic only I won't get a   Bite my tongue before I say a single thing   That gives the game away      Golden off the shoulder that reveals my better side   Cupid tugs my heartstrings, can't resist the rising   Tidy little number all the fun is in the wonder it excites      Fool talking things that I will never be   But I like it, it's what you do for   Smooth talking, better get a better set for me      My good looking glass   There's really not much more at stake   Sycophantic asses flattering every move   I make myself a million and escape the mundane labors of the day      Fool talking things that I will never be   But I like it, it's what you do for   Smooth talking, things that I will never ever be      Fool talking things that I will never be   But I like it, it's what you do for   Smooth talking, better yet a better bet for me