There's a peeping tom in the eye of God's house   Shooting insulin as quiet as a church mouse   Tried to clean his bones from a suffer well   Turned his head couldn't stand the smell      Chorus      Thrill a minute      Verse      Life size crucifix was stolen from the wall   The Organist played Amazing Grace for them all   A hooker in a red skirt testified and repented   While the deacons passed a snake stared and squinted      Someone had a spirit Ran up and down the isle   When the shouting stopped the choir laid in a pile   Bell ringer pull the rope and was lifted of his feet   Pastor disobeyed took the money to the street      Paper taxis pull of eyes Chocolate Pulpit racing by   Floating boardwalks of candy canes   Cashmere penguins with see through wings