It's Sunday night, I am curled up in my room   The TV light fills my heart like a balloon   I hold it in as best I can, I know I'm just another fan   But I can't help feeling, I could love this secret agent man      And I can't wait any more for him to discover me   I got it bad for David Duchovny   David Duchovny, why won't you love me?   Why won't you love me?      My friends all tell me   "Girl, you know it's just a show"   Deep within his eyes   I see me wrapped up like a bow      Watching the sky for a sign   The FBI is on my mind   I'm waiting for the day   When my lucky stars align      In the form of David Duchovny floating above me   In the alien light of the spaceship of love, I need   David Duchovny hovering above me   American Heath cliff, brooding and comely      David Duchovny, why won't you love me?   Why won't you love me? Why won't you love me?      This man is so smart   He's abducted my heart and I'm falling apart   From the looks I receive, from those eyes I can't leave   And you may say I'm naive, but he told me to believe      Ooh, my bags are packed   I am ready for my flight   Want to put an end to   My daydream days and sleepless nights      Sitting like a mindless clone   I'm wishing he would tap my phone   And just to hear the breath   Of the man, the myth, the monotone      And I would say, ?David Duchovny, why won't you love me?   Why won't you love me? Why won't you love me??   David Duchovny, why won't you love me?   Why won't you love me? Why won't you love me?      David Duchovny, I want you to love me   To kiss and to hug me, to debrief and to debug me   David Duchovny I know you could love me   I'm sweet and I'm cuddly, I'm gonna kill Scully!      And David Duchovny, why won't you love me?   Why won't you love me? Why won't you love me? Yeah