The band played, no one moved   They could not find the groove   I knew that wouldn't last   Someone had to act fast      I took the mic for a moment   That's when I sang      This is no talent show   And the floor is ready to go   I know you want to dance   So come on while we have a chance      All I heard was a cough   I started to walk off   Then people wanted more   As they all rushed the floor      I told the band to follow   That's when I sang      This is no talent show   And the floor is ready to go   I know you want to dance   So come on while we have a chance      This is no talent show   And the floor is ready to go   I know you want to dance   So come on while we have a chance